10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.