10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters