10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword