10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is