10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."