10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.