10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-