10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.