10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion