10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph