10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --