10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed