10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.