10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant