10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph