10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim