10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.