10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant