10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz