10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob