10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)