10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts