10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "No river, no fish."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.