10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine