10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.