10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio