10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen