10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier