10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus