10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Never educate a stupid poker player.