10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?