10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!