10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels