10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)