10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.