10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "No river, no fish."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP