10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Why not, when some because there are three.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'