10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fold and live to fold again
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.