10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "No river, no fish."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery