10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack