10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek