10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth