10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes