10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)