10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.