10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker