10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."