10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery