10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"