10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed